Rude Relics
You’ve landed at Rude Relics: a completely inappropriate collection of wild-ass mother-fucking named tokens that were born in 2014 on Dogeparty and in 2015 on Counterparty. They have remained frozen in time like a bunch of jizz-bags locked up in a sperm bank…until now. It’s time for them to wake up like a hung-over hooker snorting coke off your coffee table at the crack of dawn.
This project is awful and you shouldn’t even be here. Why are you still reading this? You can’t help yourself, can you? You thrive in the filth. In the nastiest of nastiness. Well today’s your lucky day, compadre. We are updating the most unsavory assets in existence with a divisibility and issuance reset which would make the most degenerate of degenerates smile.
The filling of the creampie will happen with the attachment of a newly created piece of art to each token. Rude Relics will give any sinner in the crypto-art world a slim chance to contribute their talent, and an unfortunate few will have the opportunity to have their sick and depraved art permanently attached to these awful tokens.
I’m a collector: How do I participate?
- Acquire a Counterparty and/or Dogeparty HARDCORE token and beginning in May 2023 you will receive airdrops of the monthly Rude Relics listed in the distribution schedule published here.
- Each HARDCORE token will receive 1 airdrop of a monthly Rude Relic.
- Counterparty HARDCORE will receive Counterparty Rude Relics
- Dogeparty HARDCORE will receive Dogeparty Rude Relics.
- Are you a greedy slob and want to collect the entire project’s assets? You must acquire BOTH a Counterparty and a Dogeparty HARDCORE token to get airdropped all 40 monthly Rude Relics.
I am an artist: How Can I Participate?
- Artists may submit artwork for ANY Rude Relic in the project at ANY time during the project.
- The artwork submission fee will be 1 RELICSUBMIT
What do artists get?
- Each month, the WINNER of the contest will receive 25 of the 100 monthly Rude Relic asset that they submitted for – to keep, sell, trade, etc.
- The remaining 75 monthly Rude Relic supply will be airdropped by the project to HARDCORE holders.
- The winning artist will also receive 1 RELICSUBMIT to use for future submissions.
- Submissions that did not win will have the artwork minted as a custom sub-asset. The artist will be given full ownership of their sub-asset with the ability to issue supply, lock, set on fire, etc.
Distribution Schedule
Month | Counterparty | Dogeparty |
---|---|---|
April 2023 | HARDCORE | HARDCORE |
May 2023 | HERPES | HUNG |
June 2023 | FUCKED | FATTY |
July 2023 | HEROIN | ORGASMIC |
August 2023 | TORTURE | UNFUCKABLE |
September 2023 | MUFFDIVER | SUICIDE |
October 2023 | DIARRHEA | NAKED |
November 2023 | HUMILIATE | JISM |
December 2023 | TOKE | PANTY |
January 2024 | SHART | EATSHIT |
Feburary 2024 | MENAGEATROIS | MUFF |
March 2024 | PINKTACO | WAKEANDBAKE |
April 2024 | DRUGGIE | POOP |
May 2024 | MISTRESS | BOOTYBOUNCE |
June 2024 | SLUTTY | CLEAVAGE |
July 2024 | BARF | DIRTYSANCHEZ |
August 2024 | CRACK | HOOKER |
September 2024 | KINKY | FUCKME |
October 2024 | TEABAGGER | HORNY |
November 2024 | OCCULT | GIMP |
December 2024 | WASTED | SCHLONG |
Latest News
Announcement: HARDCORE Artwork Contest
The Rude Relics project will be kicking off in March 2023 with an artwork contest for our most despicable Counterparty and Dogeparty HARDCORE tokens. We’ll be accepting no-fee submissions from artists until the end of the month of March, and the over-generous prize...
Announcement: Project Launch
Are you ready for Rude Relics? Probably not, but we're going to tell you about it anyway. Most of you are probably going to want to turn right around and go back to whatever you were doing before you started reading this. For the rest of you, keep scrolling! Rude...