Rude Relics

You’ve landed at Rude Relics: a completely inappropriate collection of wild-ass mother-fucking named tokens that were born in 2014 on Dogeparty and in 2015 on Counterparty. They have remained frozen in time like a bunch of jizz-bags locked up in a sperm bank…until now. It’s time for them to wake up like a hung-over hooker snorting coke off your coffee table at the crack of dawn.

This project is awful and you shouldn’t even be here. Why are you still reading this? You can’t help yourself, can you? You thrive in the filth. In the nastiest of nastiness. Well today’s your lucky day, compadre. We are updating the most unsavory assets in existence with a divisibility and issuance reset which would make the most degenerate of degenerates smile. 

The filling of the creampie will happen with the attachment of a newly created piece of art to each token. Rude Relics will give any sinner in the crypto-art world a slim chance to contribute their talent, and an unfortunate few will have the opportunity to have their sick and depraved art permanently attached to these awful tokens.

I’m a collector: How do I participate?

  • Acquire a Counterparty and/or Dogeparty HARDCORE token and beginning in May 2023 you will receive airdrops of the monthly Rude Relics listed in the distribution schedule published here.
  • Each HARDCORE token will receive 1 airdrop of a monthly Rude Relic.
    • Counterparty HARDCORE will receive Counterparty Rude Relics
    • Dogeparty HARDCORE will receive Dogeparty Rude Relics.
  • Are you a greedy slob and want to collect the entire project’s assets? You must acquire BOTH a Counterparty and a Dogeparty HARDCORE token to get airdropped all 40 monthly Rude Relics.

I am an artist: How Can I Participate?

  • Artists may submit artwork for ANY Rude Relic in the project at ANY time during the project.
  • The artwork submission fee will be 1 RELICSUBMIT

What do artists get?

  • Each month, the WINNER of the contest will receive 25 of the 100 monthly Rude Relic asset that they submitted for – to keep, sell, trade, etc.
  • The remaining 75 monthly Rude Relic supply will be airdropped by the project to HARDCORE holders.
  • The winning artist will also receive 1 RELICSUBMIT to use for future submissions.
  • Submissions that did not win will have the artwork minted as a custom sub-asset. The artist will be given full ownership of their sub-asset with the ability to issue supply, lock, set on fire, etc.

Distribution Schedule

Month Counterparty Dogeparty
April 2023 HARDCORE HARDCORE
May 2023 HERPES HUNG
June 2023 FUCKED FATTY
July 2023 HEROIN ORGASMIC
August 2023 TORTURE UNFUCKABLE
September 2023 MUFFDIVER SUICIDE
October 2023 DIARRHEA NAKED
November 2023 HUMILIATE JISM
December 2023 TOKE PANTY
January 2024 SHART EATSHIT
Feburary 2024 MENAGEATROIS MUFF
March 2024 PINKTACO WAKEANDBAKE
April 2024 DRUGGIE POOP
May 2024 MISTRESS BOOTYBOUNCE
June 2024 SLUTTY CLEAVAGE
July 2024 BARF DIRTYSANCHEZ
August 2024 CRACK HOOKER
September 2024 KINKY FUCKME
October 2024 TEABAGGER HORNY
November 2024 OCCULT GIMP
December 2024 WASTED SCHLONG

Latest News

Announcement: MENAGEATROIS & MUFF Winners

Announcement: MENAGEATROIS & MUFF Winners

The Rude Relics project is reluctant to announce the winners of our February 2024 artwork contest for our most despised Counterparty MENAGEATROIS and Dogeparty MUFF assets! The winning artists have now had their artwork attached to these awful named assets (originally...

Announcement: SHART & EATSHIT Winners

Announcement: SHART & EATSHIT Winners

The Rude Relics project is reluctant to announce the winners of our January 2024 artwork contest for our most despised Counterparty SHART and Dogeparty EATSHIT assets! The winning artists have now had their artwork attached to these awful named assets (originally...

Announcement: TOKE & PANTY Winners

Announcement: TOKE & PANTY Winners

The Rude Relics project is reluctant to announce the winners of our December 2023 artwork contest for our most despised Counterparty TOKE and Dogeparty PANTY assets! The winning artists have now had their artwork attached to these awful named assets (originally minted...