Rude Relics
You’ve landed at Rude Relics: a completely inappropriate collection of wild-ass mother-fucking named tokens that were born in 2014 on the Dogeparty and Counterparty platforms. They have remained frozen in time like a bunch of jizz-bags locked up a sperm bank…until now. It’s time for them to wake up like a hung-over hooker snorting coke off your coffee table at the crack of dawn.
This project is awful and you shouldn’t even be here. Why are you still reading this? You can’t help yourself, can you? You thrive in the filth. In the nastiest of nastiness. Well today’s your lucky day, compadre. We are updating the most unsavory assets in existence with a divisibility and issuance reset which would make the most degenerate of degenerates smile.
The filling of the creampie will happen with the attachment of a newly created piece of art to each token. Rude Relics will give any sinner in the crypto-art world a slim chance to contribute their talent, and an unfortunate few will have the opportunity to have their sick and depraved art permanently attached to these awful tokens.
How Does It Work?
Rude Relics will offer 75 HARDCORE tokens for purchase on Counterparty and 75 HARDCORE tokens on Dogeparty to kick off the project. Our HARDCORE token holders will receive a Rude Relic monthly according to the distribution schedule. A grand total of 40 Rude Relics with supply locked at 100 will be distributed. Rude Relic sub-assets will also be created for artists contributing artwork to the Rude Relics project.
How Can Artists Participate?
- Artists may submit artwork for any Rude Relic in the project.
- The winner for the first month will be chosen at the beginning of month 2, the winner for month 2 will be announced at the beginning of month 3, and so on.
- The artwork submission fee will be 1 RELICASH ($20 USD)
- 75 of each monthly Rude Relic supply will be distributed to HARDCORE holders, and the remaining 25 tokens will be awarded to the winning artist. The winning artist will also receive 1 RELICASH to use for new submissions.
- Submissions that did not win will have the artwork minted as a sub-asset. The artist will name and have ownership of their sub-asset with the ability to issue supply and otherwise do with their sub-asset as they see fit.
Distribution Schedule
| Month |  Counterparty |
 Dogeparty |
|---|---|---|
| April 2023 |  HARDCORE |
 HARDCORE |
| May 2023 |  HERPES |
 HUNG |
| June 2023 |  FUCKED |
 FATTY |
| July 2023 |  HEROIN |
 ORGASMIC |
| August 2023 |  TORTURE |
 UNFUCKABLE |
| September 2023 |  MUFFDIVER |
 SUICIDE |
| October 2023 |  DIARRHEA |
 NAKED |
| November 2023 |  HUMILIATE |
 JISM |
| December 2023 |  TOKE |
 PANTY |
| January 2024 |  SHART |
 EATSHIT |
| Feburary 2024 |  MENAGEATROIS |
 MUFF |
| March 2024 |  PINKTACO |
 WAKEANDBAKE |
| April 2024 |  DRUGGIE |
 POOP |
| May 2024 |  MISTRESS |
 BOOTYBOUNCE |
| June 2024 |  SLUTTY |
 CLEAVAGE |
| July 2024 |  BARF |
 DIRTYSANCHEZ |
| August 2024 |  CRACK |
 HOOKER |
| September 2024 |  KINKY |
 FUCKME |
| October 2024 |  TEABAGGER |
 HORNY |
| November 2024 |  OCCULT |
 GIMP |
| December 2024 |  WASTED |
 SCHLONG |